Coffee & Tea
Limited Edition Normie Small Batch Coffee
Sold by Luxurious Bastard Beard Co. · United States
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Limited Edition Normie Small Batch Coffee Dark Roast & Espresso Roast The Coffee of Crypto Twitter and the Trenches Normie Coffee is built for people who actually put the hours in. Late nights. Early mornings. Charts, work, life, repeat. This is not novelty
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coffee and it’s not influencer fluff. It’s real, small batch coffee made to perform every single day. This limited edition release features two expertly crafted roasts using Organic Fairtrade beans , roasted in the USA by a family-owned American coffee roaster . When you buy Normie, you’re supporting one American business working directly with another. Real people. Real work. Real quality. What’s Inside Dark Roast Bold, smooth, and reliable. Rich notes of dark chocolate, sweet almond, and subtle stone fruit. Medium-bodied with a clean finish and zero bitterness. Perfect for drip, pour-over, or your daily go-to cup. Cup score: 84. Espresso Roast Dialed for pressure. Deep dark chocolate flavor with toasted almond and light stone fruit sweetness. Velvety mouthfeel, mild acidity, and strong crema. Built for espresso machines, lattes, Americanos, or a straight shot when you need it most. Details • Limited edition small batch coffee • Organic Fairtrade beans • Roasted in the USA • Family-owned American roaster • Available in whole bean or ground • 1 lb (16 oz) bags • Freshly roasted for maximum flavor Normie Coffee isn’t trying to be fancy. It’s trying to be dependable. If you’re still grinding, still building, still showing up this coffee is for you.